Fuck Me, Baby, Oh yeah


So, I’ve been behaving for too long on this forum. Let’s mix it up a little.

  1. Where’s the craziest place you’ve done “it” or “things”?
  2. Where have you never done it, but want to do it?
  3. When’s the first time you masturbated?
  4. When did you lose your virginity - age?
  5. How often do you rub one out?
  6. Tell me about the best orgasm you’ve ever had, details.
  7. Do you watch porn, and if so, what ya into?
  8. What animal do you like to see “Do it on the Discovery Channel?”
  9. Do you role-play with your significant other?
  10. Do you sext with your significant other?
  11. Have you ever sent anyone a dick pic or vagina or boob pic?
  12. Would you consider kissing me? And if so, tell me how you would do it.

  1. Unfortunately, nowhere too crazy. I guess I’d say rooftop. Flat rooftop, with a surrounding brick wall…
  2. In a bathroom stall somewhere public…like a restaurant. And “we” have to hold each other’s mouths closed.
  3. Around 5 ish.
  4. 18
  5. once, biweekly - average…
  6. For about 8-ish years up to this point, I had only been cumming with my vibrator. I was desensitized. And I had to not touch the damn thing for probably 2-3 weeks to even feel my fingers. It took about 20 minutes or more…I got frustrated more than once. Close but no cigar. Almost like crying/whining. But I was very determined. Eventually, I got there and it was the most beautiful and intense ride I’ve ever been on. It was so intense, that I started to cry afterward. Aww how nice.
  7. Yes, occasionally. Just tried looking for something now. I am picky, I think. Well, I’m not a dude, so I have different requirements. I need to see a connection between partners and a story line doesn’t hurt. Nothing like, “I need to call a plumber, my pipes need to be cleaned out. Oops, I forgot to answer the door with clothes on.” That shit is stupid to me. Ha. I guess my taste is romantic… like playful stuff. Once in a while, I’ll watch a gangbang thing. Like a chick (maybe two) and like 20 guys… just jackin off all around her, waiting to fuck her or blow his load on her face. That shit is nasty and a lovely trainwreck I just gotta watch sometimes. You know…ENFJ…center of attention. Yeah, I admit, that would be fun. As long as the dudes didn’t say a fucking word and they just pushed me around.
  8. Bison.
  9. Mmmm nope. I used to wear lingerie. Sometimes I talk to him… give him little story lines. I do talk sometimes, cause I want feedback. Like, “You like my ass, baby?” “Yeah, I fucking love this ass. I love grabbin it and seeing it shake when I fuck you.” “mmm my pussy loves that cock. You have such a nice cock, baby.” “I love your tight pussy, it’s so wet.” “Yeah, I’m ovulating…” “I’m outta here!!” Haha.
  10. Nope.
  11. Yep.
  12. N/A


NOOOOO!! Look what I just posted…haha


Me too!! See this is the pickiness I’m talking about. If a chick in porn has a lot of makeup on, it better be coming off soon, it ya knowz what I mean. Otherwise, I look to look at real women. It’s fun to look at all the house-keeping trends in porn too. Like, bushes are coming back, which is awesome for me. I love my retro bush.

You go girl!!!

Yeah, first time my husband fingered me, I pissed on his bed. Hahaha!! Omg, it was great. He was pissed that I pissed, but whatevs, he shouldn’t have finger-blasted me that hard!! My sliding up the bed should have warned him.

I used to be loud during sex too, but then the hubs told me to shut up. It upsets me a little, because I think sex should be a release and a freedom thing…He says it makes him lose focus…lol.


dang direct:)

  1. this is going to sound mighty weird…lol I didn’t dare finish lol! will remain a secret
  2. i’ll just answer a different question lol…love my husband’s skin on his upper arms
  3. can’t remember. Edit: okay I remember vaguely rubbing on things as a kid. furniture maybe even my brother when we were tiny yikes? But like consciously masturbating I don’t remember the first time, maybe sometime around grade 9 or 10.
  4. 20?
  5. lol seems I’m a prude can’t answer these
  6. best orgasm ever…(wasn’t the best sex ever cuz I am too emotionally complicated). but the best orgasm just never ended, it almost exhausted me like I could noticed it was going on and on. i was completely amazed there is such a thing, it seemed to just keep repeating as if of its own??
  7. sometimes…i usually don’t enjoy it completely. but at minimum, they have to be enjoying each other. the mildest porn is enough but thing is if the faces look stupid…i literally can’t looks at the faces or it’s over. So it turns into a weird game of imagining another face to go with their body, have to squint…lol not really a tremendous pleasure. Some of the women look so unlike me too that that can be enjoyable to look at. Like they look all womanly. Can’t even relate. Lol.
  8. I don’t have a tv
  9. No but it goes through changes. Still want to try the breastfeeding thing…
  10. Did with one boyfriend.
  11. Heck no:) but maybe one day to my boss :wink:
  12. Will answer later there are two answers to that one lol


He told you to shut up?? What!?!


Okee back for 12.
Answer 1. No!!
Answer 2. Yes!!

Lol. Realistically no. But as a hypothetical, yes. Like, if it wasn’t like some challenge. Like if for whatever reason you could lure me out of my usual mode. Like especially if it’s “let’s play and learn”. Like…wanna go play behind the house? You obviously would make it fun. Hmm a kiss? That is intimate! Having never kissed a girl I don’t know about a kiss. But that is like super erogenous. Also the whole girl on girl curiosity could take over or stop the moment flat. Yikes.
Am trying to think…the few women I have had feelings for it just remained secret. There was a strong physical attraction resulting combining (creating?) with feelings. So kiss “for play” is like a new hypothetical really:) You do seem like you would be perfect though for some playing because you’re creative. I dunno lol. Yikes!!!

@Ankh …bison…you crack me up

I’m curious about your experience with girls and what is it like.


How do you like that? :slight_smile: It’s so animalistic:) It comes from somewhere else…


Yeah… he was nice about it though. Gave me a pillow to moan into. Ha. Speaking of shutting up, I am up early because of a horny bird…sigh. I actually laughed when he woke me up because he did this to me yesterday. Hey! It’s a starling, how funny.


I wish my experience with girls was more romantic…

One girl I kissed on a dance floor of a holiday party. Someone took a pic, I remember seeing a flash… and the girl’s sister ripped her away from me. Funny, she started it!!

And the other… she was a childhood friend. She came over for my 20th birthday. We started drinking… I asked her to stay because she couldn’t drive. Hubby was supervising, of course. I swear to god, he must be the luckiest man sexually. Ha. Anyways, it came out that she was bisexual. This night was the drunkest I have ever gotten. I don’t know what was going on that night astrologically. Well stuff moved to the living room. I ended up naked. She fingered me a little. And then we made out while my husband went down on me. I woke up naked in bed with my husband to my left who just had his boxers on and my friend to my right who was fully clothed. What a wonderful evening… not. I disappeared from her life after that. She was kinda into me… made things weird. What I will say about kissing girls though is they are soft. I’m so used to kissing a rough face that chaps my lips. Girls are soft and gentle. It’s nice.


Haha. Lunar, you are too cute! No privacy on this thread, so move it if you please. I’m glad I had the chance to read it!!

And yes, these experiences are mentally/logically confusing. But I suppose the mind has nothing to do with these experiences…?


Lol. My boyfriend once said to stop talking. He got almost a little mad. But because he was feeling self-conscious. Guess it wasn’t really appropriate to the mood.


“The mind has nothing to do with these experiences”

Wow that is a hard one to untangle!

I know there can be a moment, if you connect with a woman and are remaining open (which is rare) that “the wires” can get crossed lol and you wish to have a way to REALLY show feelings. That is the part of sexuality that is quite mysterious to me with a woman rather than a man. It is like wanting to make a statement the ultimate. Ugh. It doesn’t seem to matter if it is a man or woman. Polyamory is the only thing that makes sense if you stay open.

Guess one aspect of sex is like a breach…it’s like the ultimate…and what the hell is the ultimate…ugh that’s when reading a book is a very nice alternative.


Guys are weird. Lol. We’re like cheerleaders! Go, baby, go! You can do it! Good job!!

Yes, women don’t usually open up easily with each other, right? I mean, I don’t believe I have.

Yes, please tell me what the ultimate is. And polyamory… I don’t think I could do it. At least not with everyone knowing. Does that make me a bad person?? But part of the fun of desiring multiple people is that they’re separate pictures from each other. I can’t think about it too much because I’ll get sad. I am a lovable person, but it is hard for me… very hard for me. Something in my wiring is fucked up. Oy!


Okay, just went from whythehellnot to whatthefuckwasIthinking.


Yippppeeee! Me likey.


Polyamory would be fine with me. I like variety. It is not going to happen in this life though. My husband is not okay with sharing. Scorpio INFP. Do not fuck up good thing. Trust with one man has it’s awesomeness and advantages, so I am not complaining. I can fantasize. Much less painful/messy/complicated. Am okay to wait for another life and time for exploring this.


Girls come from riding a train???
Oh my.


Well actually a train has something to do with my answer to 1. Even though not a train.


I often think of it as wait for another lifetime…


The ultimate is a single experience or all experiences put together. I can’t imagine one relationship being the ultimate like it wouldn’t be real…

Umm…I got so bothered thinking about the breaching…aspect of sexuality. It is like yes or no? Because if no let me close off. But what a pity…opening up was so sweet. And well opening up with a guy I can imagine what it means. With a woman what the hell? Who is opening who is breaching? Who is playing? What is going on. This might be coming out very weird. Like I seriously just bought some books to read…

And let’s see…unanimous answer to 11. Seems to be a wtf no!!! Lol