Gobble Cock Wattle


#1

Do you feel compelled to slap a raw bird before you put it in the oven?

  • Yes
  • No
  • Depends on if I’ve stuffed it

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#2

I prefer to be slapped than to slap.


#3

Best way to provoke a slap is to slap.


#4

Dead chicken is not going to slap back. They are therefore lovingly smothered in butters or oils and spices.


#5

Depends on how raw…