I always felt like someone was watching me masturbate. And it felt religious. This is actually true.
I do have fetishes of banging Jesus though. You know, him saving me from a life of whoring it up, just to have me all to himself. Lovely. “Drink my blood, child.” I’ll drink more than that. Can I get an AMEN?!
Yeah, I never got religion. But it serves a purpose for us chaotic-y animals.