i don’t like people.
people are like poop.
they stink, they’re disgusting, they’re rotten, but i guess they can be nutritious to the soil.
but i like to study poop.
this is my poopology.
it may make you either very uncomfortable , or if you’re open minded, maybe it’ll help.
most people don’t want to hear raw truth about themselves.
even the most thick-skinned people don’t want to hear it.
especially when they are in denial.
this is solely based on my personal observations, it is subjective but could sound objective.
INTJ - you think you’re better than everyone. but you won’t ever say it. i know. you measure people’s value by their intelligence. but what happens when someone who is intelligent, and socially smart at the same time? INTJs almost never talk bad about someone. but they do think about it. so they can feel superior. it is very seldom that their logic is flawed. but when you intellectually call out their flawed logic. they humble themselves momentarily. INTJs often go through deep despair of depression, when things are out of their control. it’s hard for them to accept that they can’t control every aspect in their lives.
if you want to torture INTJ, put them in the middle of a busy mall, and make them interact with everyone. that’s probably worse than solitary confinement in jail. INTJs almost lose color in their skin when they meet too many people. they look like a zombie. literally.
they are secretly very sadistic. or lowkey sadistic. they have a thing for people being tortured. well that must be the extreme case. but they seem to troll the hell out of people sometimes. they are they intentional mental bully. but they only bully when someone ‘deserves it’ from their point of view. and they are pretty freaking good at it. sick.
most of INTJs family member complain about how much INTJs don’t interact with the family. and they almost never try to change that. because when they try, they die inside.
they don’t know how to compliment people.
and when they do, it sounds very sarcastic.
like can you for once try? … i guess they did.
oh. but i think they’re good at expressing themselves through writing/typing.
i think they’re just extremely uncomfortable being ‘emotional’ using their own voice-box.
INFJ - they let in the most toxic people in their lives. and they don’t kick them out. they feel sympathy for toxic people. it’s like they are the ‘warm’ snowman trying to hug a flaming magma. they attract emotionally sick people, and they hold on to them. trying to help. but end up getting emotionally sick together.
they honestly don’t have the real solution for emotionally sick people. they’re like a nurse who just watches old people suffering from level 3 cancer, suffering with them.
they’re very stubborn and open minded at the same time. they act like they are agreeing with you, but disagree with you inside. they only disagree with some form of anger. whether it is mild or strong.
they care for people. sure they do. but they don’t kiss butt. but in some weird occasion, they do kiss butt.
they don’t kiss butt to gain popularity or anything. but they seem to kiss ass for some form of authority.
that goes for INTJs too. i wonder why that is. it must be the Ni thing. idk.
maybe they’re not kissing butt. maybe they’re just being respectful. … ha-ha sike.
they’re very selfless, and selfish at the same time… what the hell is that. make up your mind.
they’re either very delusional of how they potray themselves, or very realistic… come on, where is the consistency?
they take things personally. but they’re actually good at taking constructive criticism. and they’re not easily offended.
what’s with them?
why so many paradox?
they have great love. but never truly show their 100% self to their mate.
INFJ is only 100% honest to maybe… 1 person.
you chameleons. you hard outer shell with yellow egg yolk-like heart inside ready to burst.
they’re like chocolate cover shit lollipop.
keep licking them. all of the sudden you taste the shit after multiple layers of sweetness.
INTP - you lazy sack of rice. you guys hate being called lazy. and will come up with very good excuse to why you’re not lazy. ‘oh, we are very active in our minds’. shut your crap. you guys sleep 12 hours a day if you could, and still take naps between your other 12 hours of 'activity’
they’re one of the most diligent lazy people out there though.
or should i say, diligently lazy .
they seem to all go through some type of identity crisis. trying to fit in with the society.
they’re very logically biased. what the heck is that.
they think they’re unique. they think they’re actually different.
no, you guys are just like other INTPs, sorry.
they’re the type of people who watch porn, masturbate, and feel deeply ashamed afterwards.
it actually cracks me up to imagine them watching porn masturbating. no wonder they feel shame.
it is totally normal. but it’s funny because they feel ashamed.
they’re like google chrome with bunch of tabs opened. and they’re all loading. at the same time.
one may arrive to load completely, 5 days later. and go 'oh! now i remember the name of that movie i was thinking about’
they have strange observations all the time.
“orange juice, isn’t orange” hits the blunt without hitting the blunt.
for someone who’s depressed often, they seem to crack themselves a lot.
laughing at their own punny jokes.
enunciating each words like they mean something more.
INTP girls, either they are lesbian, or tried being a lesbian, or questioned if they are lesbian, at last once in their lifetime.
ENTP - if you don’t shove your opinion up your ass, people will depart from you. why do you invite people to your house, then start an argument with them, and then kick them out of your house? and wonder why you don’t have friends?
leave people alone. let them breathe. let them be stupid. let them do what they want. please think before you speak. you blab out bunch of illogical logics.
why are you critical of people i love, and love the people i say i hate?
if i want to make you love someone, all i have to do is just act like i hate them in front of you. and somehow you will try to tell me how awesome they are and how wrong i am so you can start a fight. and then i’ll just agree with you . and you’ll be upset because i didn’t attempt to argue with you.
idk if you’re being humble or bragging when you say “i ONLY won three tropies in the debate tournament within 4 years”
ISTJ - i bet you’re not even reading this because you don’t care about people’s opinions.
you’re just all ‘by the book’ . well guess what.
someone wrote that book too.
i always see them do a little accidental smirk, when they hear of other’s misfortune…
oops. did i expose you too much?
just like INTJ, you think you’re better than everyone.
except you guys know how to socialize well.
you guys seem pretty flawless.
until someone expose your intentions.
how to torture ISTJs : throw them in the dungeon of ENFPs.
ENTJ - people actually don’t want to be around you guys.
ESTJ - you too.