I was putting an earring through my daughter’s hole in her ear and it kept catching inside the apparently not well done piercing and I nearly gagged. Husband had to take over.
And…if your mouth has no room for teeth they have jaw wideners that you wind up and you can feel your whole head under pressure so someone else has to wind the damm thing up. It’s so mechanical and awful.
That’s a start.
Oh and my pediatrician was having way way too much fun removing my son’s stitches. She should take up sewing. Gross.
Something I like to do is pick my nose and wipe my boogers on the furniture. Yeah, I’m not joking. My husband will find them and be like, “Are these Your boogers?” And it makes me laugh so hard.
I used to have a belly button piercing. I took it out years ago, but the hole is still partially there. The center has closed but the ends of the hole are open. So, lint and shit accumulates in there. So every so often I have to clean that out!
3 week’s ago, I got 3 new piercings. All in my ear. Ugh cartilage takes for ever to heal. Not very vascularized. I have to clean crusties off of it a couple times a day. That’s not too gross.
During sex, my husband like to finger my ass no matter what the situation down there. After he’s done, it’s a running joke (to him) to push his dirty poop finger in my face.
Currently, I am very hairy. I haven’t shaved anything in about a month. Armpits, legs, pussy, asshole. I usually like to keep a furry bush though anyways.
Oh! Here’s a weird one. When I got my breasts done, I lactated for a week. I had to milk them every morning and wear breast pads…and I made my husband taste.
Speaking of taste, I tried to get my sister to drink my pee when we were younger. I peed in a Dixie cup and said it was lemonade. And she asked why it was warm…haha.
How old is she? I say let her struggle through it on her own. She can feel her way through it. My mom did the same thing when I first got my ears pierced. I remember I was so excited to have dangly earrings. Ha.
That is admirable. I simply did not have the patience as a kid to wait for a scab to fall off. In fact, I believe that when I finally did notice a scab fall off of me, I decided it was a harmless endeavor to just pick them off.
Hm, well, I did have enough patience to wait for the scab to became prime for picking.
This is why computers should of been made earlier. My fingers could of been typing instead .
No! I would be mortified if someone saw me doing that.
But ugh, I do that too…
Do you do this because you are too bothered to just get tissue from the restroom? I usually will just absent mindedly pick my nose, just to realize that I should of gotten toilet paper to do the the job.
Really?! My sister has a belly ring that fell out. Now I just joke with her about it every time I see it by saying that she now has another bellybutton (congratulations! You once again are an innie).
Oo, get better!
Do you become very flexible when leaning away from him? Sometimes I have random bursts of speed or agility when I am trying to get away from something (or when I need to occasionally save my life).
Story of my life! I have recently started shaving though. Eh, it’s pretty overrated though (except for the times I finally see my vagina again. That always makes me feel like a chaste maiden).
Scandalous! I love it .
Aw, that is so innocent! I only have peed in cups for drug tests .
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My other twin did the opposite and pinched the back of a stud so tight to her ear on several occasions that her lobe puffed around it and crusted and bled and it was quite the mess.
Whoa! I believe that my ears are allergic to nickel (if my ear rings are too cheap, my lobes get bloody and puff up).
There’s nothing quite like the feeling of innocently wiping crust from your ear lobe, only to find it is crusted blood .
Aw, the shit appreciation on this thread is heart warming to see. I will probably affectionately stare at my shit the next I have to go the restroom now .
Fuck no. I love picking my nose. I’m determined to find gold!
No. But, I have become very quick in grabbing his arm and stopping him.
Shaving IS overrated!! I’m gonna have to shave because I’m getting a massage tomorrow. Is it sad I requested a man because I’m tired of my husband’s touch? Off topic. Anyways, yeah, I like the bush. Makes me feel like Eve. But I shave my ass because that makes me feel like Adam. Hahaha!!! It’s amazing how manish I can be. I clean up well though, I promise.
Don’t you hate those?? I always piss on my hand. And it makes me pee-shy because they’re out there listening. And it’s like, please don’t fart, please don’t fart.
Boys love girl cooties. Don’t lie. You love pussies, tits, and menstruation.
Actually! @Helix, I have a question out of curiosity. (This should also go to @SoundDesiign and @Ignas too…@Srain…@Kevin.K…Who else here is younger than 30… join in! I don’t talk to my age dudes, so I’m wondering what the thought overall is on bushes. Are they making a come back? I feel like they are. I’ll admit, I do clean up the undercarriage part for smooth entry (sometimes). But, above that, it’s a jungle. And my old-er husband likes anything. Sometimes he gets into really hairy moods and other times he wants it all shaven clean. And the impression I get from the younger generations is that they’re pussies and can’t handle body hair. Is this true? How do you like your pussy? Do you like pussy? - sorry, don’t know your sexual preference. If you like dick, do you like your balls clean or hairy? I like balls no matter what. I mean it sucks sometimes to get a pube in your mouth, but whatever, ya know? And I love man bushes. They’re comfy. Actually hair in general is awesome. You know what? Fuck humans, I need a wolf. Also, I had coffee this morning.