Too good for Dr. Suess


#1

I’m over the leftward lurch of the left. This is annoying:

Such pretension in this response to a simple symbolic gift from the first lady:

Says the librarian who just HAD to mention that shes got a postgraduate degree in library science, uhhhhghgh,

“You may not be aware of this, but Dr. Seuss is a bit of a cliche, a tired and worn ambassador for children’s literature,” Soeiro said. “As first Lady of the United States, you have an incredible platform with world-class resources at your fingertips.”

Makes me wanna write some Dr Seuss Books.

A BIT OF A CLICHE
IS IT CLICHE FOR THE KIDS IN YOUR FUCKING LIBRARY LADY?
Now we are throwing Dr. Seuss under the bus; he’s like a holdout of the old white male or what? I’m sorry, it’s so ridiculous i shouldn’t freak out it’s not like she is saying the books are

OH MY GOD WAIT NO WAIT FOR IT

“Another fact that many people are unaware of is that Dr. Seuss’s illustrations are steeped in racist propaganda, caricatures, and harmful stereotypes.”

uh
uhhhhh

I just became dumber and less valuable as a human.

I fucking hate open letters. gonna write na open letter to open letters.


#2

Hahaha nice.


#3

Let me be clear,
Said Liz-I-am,
I do not like Green Eggs and Ham!
I do not want it in the class.
Green Eggs and Ham can kiss my ass!


#4

A 15 minute taste of fame
to diss Doc. Seuss was super lame.
I get it, Trump, he is a pain,
but, snooty Liz, that’s damn insane,
just say, thank you, it’s a cinch
instead you acted like a Grinch.