Ze Zombie Apocalypse

I keep hearing people say “When the zombie apocalypse happens…” and I respond “You mean that thing that’s been going on the last 20 years?” and I wait for it to click in their head.

And if it doesn’t, I’m like “What makes you think that the zombie apocalypse is going to look like a video game with actual zombies walking around waiting to have their heads blown off?”

The zombie apocalypse is in full-swing my friend and you are one of its victims, waiting for something that’s already happened.

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